Full mental Jacket

To Go "full mental jacket". A play on the phrase to go "full metal jacket", made more popular in conversation following the Stanley Kubrick film. To go into a mental irrational verbal tyrade or rant completely unprovoked and exaggerated to the point of WTF.

To lose one's mind verbally on another person unprovoked, going into a complete insane rant making little sense at all, either in text online, comments, blogs, flaming, or in person.

Janie: I am so hungry, I couldn't wait for class to end.
Zena: Assholes like you make me wish breeders would stop having children. You pussy, skank, ho, bitch....
Janie: wtf is wrong with you? I just said I was hungry and you went full mental jacket on me, You need help, srsly.

by alsonotyou October 28, 2010

jackelin

She is beautiful and smart. She’s super fun to be around. She is very sensitive, so if u mess up you’ve lost her. She loves her friends and special someone’s. She gives her heart out for her special someone. She cares about everyone. If you come across her keep her because she’s one in a million!

Jackelin is so nice and beautiful!

by Jessleonbrooks February 19, 2019

Ice cream Jacket

Condom, or some ghetto form of birth control

I was going to have sex, so I put on an "ice cream jacket"

by Carlypants March 30, 2011

jackfest

A party of one or more featuring multiple and prolonged bouts of self-pleasure.

Where is Jeff?
He's at home, probably having a Jackfest.

by Tom Cioccone February 22, 2011

Jackie’s sisters dog

An alibi for infidelity

I’m going to look after Jackie’s sisters dog tonight

by Trevorday June 4, 2019

Russian Jacket

When you drink so much that you no longer have the need to wear a jacket.

Guy 1: "Bro, its pretty cold out. Aren't you cold?"
Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."

by R4TCHIT February 12, 2013

Pork Scotch Jacket

A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.

What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.

Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009