Jacksons

Testicles.

From rhyming slang: Jackson Pollocks, bollocks.

My girlfriend only lets me teabag her if I've shaved my Jacksons.

by Mr. Cardboard July 5, 2012

Jackboots

Thoes cool boots the Nazi's use to goose step with

Jackboots are used for heiling and marching

by The Col. November 27, 2004

Michael Jacksoned

When somebody one-ups you. Referring to when Michael Jackson died the same day as Farrah Fawcett and she was instantly forgotten as any kind of public figure.

Kelly gets a cold and the office sends her a card, but then Amanda gets swine flu and the county quarantees her. When Kelly gets to work she says, "Amanda totally Michael Jacksoned me".

by FarrahRIP June 27, 2009

Jackbootstrapping

The use by news media outlets of over the top commentary by their opinion commentators to start news segments about the "factual" basis of the over the top commentary.

This is an homage to Fox who often uses the hyperbole of Hannity and Beck - who see fascism around every corner - in this very manner.

What a fine example of jackbootstrapping: Fox News reportedly draws a distinction between its "news hours," which it claims are objective, and its "editorial" programming. But on May 19, purported "news hour" anchor Megyn Kelly constructed an entire segment around "editorial" host Glenn Beck's criticism of New York's proposed restaurant salt ban, airing clips from his show and asking her guest to respond to Beck's arguments.

by mep321 March 19, 2010

Jasbones

Is just a really nice girl.

Jasbones: "Hey, do you wanna build a snowman?"
Meanie: "Hey, you're a slut fuck off."
Jasbones: "Okay, bye. :("

by giraffepussy69 January 17, 2014

Jacobness

An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)

You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.

by eggmanlovestails July 9, 2018

jacksonsexual

A person who is attracted by and only by Jackson Whittemore

Girl 1 : Did you see this scene where Jackson is shirtless in a lake! He's so hot! I could never get a boyfriend who is not Jackson Whittemore.
Girl 2 : I guess you're jacksonsexual.

by meliaholloway February 27, 2021