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Jabroni

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A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
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A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word jobber, which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".
by beau99 May 3, 2010
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Jibronie

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Word popularized by "The Rock" (Wrestler and Actor).
Meaning 1. Loser 2. Pretty much any other derogatory name you can likely think of.

Also used as: Jibronies
"If you mess with me, I will kick your Jibronie @ss"
by Angela A April 13, 2005
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Jabroni

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Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee
Plural: Jabronis
Pronounced: Jah-bro-nee-ss

Definition:
Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}

Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
{1} "Kyle is such a jabroni."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
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1. A person who claims to support socialism, while shilling for billionaire cronyarchs.
2. A dunce and/or hypocrite who attacks free-market capitalism, but defends crony capitalism.
This crony jabroni out here talking about why he hates capitalism in a Facebook post.
by DK_Able March 26, 2023
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Jibronie

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it's what you would call a person who is a corn dog , or idiot . The type of person that tags along following the main popular guy , always supporting the main popular girl/ guy regardless of whatever stupid thing they may do.
by Lisa A. February 16, 2005
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Stoney Jabroni

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The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA
"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"
by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009
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