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I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
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speaking for itself

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.
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Cooler than cool itself

People names

Ryan

Kaia
Bella

Erin can be considered cooler than cool and whoever edits this and publishes this is really cool 😉😉
Omg Ryan is cooler than cool itself
by Rjames 6969 August 12, 2019
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Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.
" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"
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Crack is hell itself

Crack is hell itself
Crack is hell itself
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Being itself

Hym "It CAN'T BE 'The highest good' AND 'being itself' you fucking idiot! You can't 'aim at' 'being itself.' It does mesh with the analogy. And when I SAID IT I contextualized it by saying 'in the context of solipsism' and that it's something you would be considering God rather than actually being God. And this is where you say 'WeLl GoD iS eVeRyThInG!' Is it ultimate evil? It's everything EXCEPT that? Conveniently enough. Enter Satan. If God is being itself then what is Satan? Cosmic scapegoat? I mean, it's just completely incoherent."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9.

.9.Handling Somwthing Mean It Will Relieve Itself.9.
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