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Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast 

A term for a leader or Politician that gets caught in a situation and is forced to resign or retire.
After the City's Police Chief's extramarital affairs just got exposed to the public. He was forced to resign due to pressure from the citizens of the city. A talk radio host proclaimed "Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast"
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The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.
First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account? 

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?
Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

green is my tea 

Yolo, when you chug vomit be like

You: Green is my tea!!
Friend: There’s a hospital down the road!!
Hey honey, i just chugged vomit, and guess what *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!
green is my tea by LGamer January 1, 2018

Green is my tea 

Chug vomit, be like Green Is My Tea!!
Hey honey, just chugged a bottle of vomit *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!
Green is my tea by LGamer January 1, 2018

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius. 

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.
I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

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