Irrational Desmoulins Lust

The state of existence where every thought is dominated by the sexiness of French Revolutionary Camille Desmoulins. All other habits cease, and the victim drools over google images, books, and films pertaining to Camille Desmoulins.

Keegan: Let's see... the capital of Azerbaijan is... oh god.. Camille.... you sexy thang...my place tonight.... my parents aren't home...leave Horace with Robespierre... hnnnng

Doctor: Son, you've got a bad case of Irrational Desmoulins Lust. This requires some serious treatment, and I need to start you on a round of hormone relaxers immediately.

by rageofmarat July 14, 2011

Irrational

See female.

Guy: That's a very poor decision...
Girl: I'm irrational.

by BigSlice August 22, 2008

Irritation Domination

The feeling one gets when a situation suddenly goes wrong causing major stress.

Eric suffered severe irritation domination when he realized his zipper was down, exposing his shortcomings.

by Diggler October 20, 2016

irritational

being irritated in present tense

your stupidity is irritational

by ladyloki1318 March 2, 2018

irrational dislike

an immediate dislike for someone or something that can't be justified or has no reason behind it.

Guy1: I don't like ________.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: I don't know. I just don't.
Guy2: That, my confused little idiot, is irrational dislike.

by I like bagels August 4, 2011

Golden Irrigation

An act of sexual intercourse between two men in which one man urinates in the second mans anus.

'Man, are they doing Golden Irrigation'

by Jack Vasay March 21, 2008

Irrational

The belief of Mets fans that they will ever win a game

"Yo dude, how are the Mets gonna do this season?"
"World series in six! You can't beat a core offense with Wright, Reyes, Beltran, and Bay!"

(Five months later, 17 games back in the NL East, irrational hope still exists)

by yagottabelieve April 18, 2010