interstate monkey shit

When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.

Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.

Me: hold on give a sec

**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**

Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit

Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.

Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes

by AU69 June 18, 2023

She Belongs to the Interstates

This is what you call a girl that is for the streets to the extreme. Streets are driven on, the interstates are heavily trafficked and heavily traveled and can be the cause of a lot of “accidents” such as car accidents or child support.

She ain’t for the streets, she belongs to the interstates

by CoochKilla January 12, 2021

Integrate

To take one's own perception and system of thought as not meaning anything and adopt an perspective of non dualistic objective reality of Gods fullness.

Society repeats the same flaws of a disturbed system, but removing the lens of duality; to integrate, may help bring a needed revolution.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 22, 2023

interstate pace car

The police car. Usually a Chevy Impala or Crown Victoria marked or unmarked. Much like it's NASCAR counterpart when it appears Everyone instinctively slows down and drives in double single file lines and nobody dares to pass it.

Uh-Oh it's the interstate pace car everybody slow down.

by DennisIsEvil April 15, 2006

intuitate

To have an intuition or intuitation. Those without it call it genius, those with it say it's recognizing the badassedness how things fit together.

You'll be fine on the test, just intuitate the answers from the questions themselves.

Maybe if you weren't such a dumbass you'd rely on intuitation instead of studying.

by Nathan M December 14, 2005

Interstate Bicycle

When a girl does not take a shower and especially does not wash her vagina. She then procedes to sit on the face of the male and moves in all directions making the nose of the male ride up even farther into the crouch of the female. To simulate like riding a bicycle, when the bike seat is the males face.

"Yeah my girlfriend gave me an Interstate Bicycle last night and i almost threw up"

Guy: I am not letting you trick me into a Interstate Bicycle again. you better wash that thing again.
Girl:FINE!

by Sam Rowley April 16, 2008

Intestigate

To investigate by testing.

"He's going to intestigate why the server crashed by forcing a series of restarts."

by DocN8Tor September 16, 2011