infomercial people

People who are like the "relatable people" from infomercials: just very clumsy.

In a nutshell, people who can't do ANYTHING right without help.

The kids strolled through the store, throwing everything around like a bunch of infomercial people.

by MentoDR May 24, 2016

Human Infomercial

A person used to fill a life programming gap until better programming comes along.

After breaking up with her boyfriend, Sally used John as a human infomercial as someone to dump all her problems and thoughts on until she found a new boyfriend, and then forgot John existed.

by Martin Stevens March 21, 2008

informercial

its information that you get in a commercial. similar to playing an irish racial marshal. not to be mistaken for a fercial..but only partial.

im like one of those informercials. you know what one of them is? its information that you get in a commercial.

by rockwell13 July 14, 2006

Infomercialist

Someone who does infomercials for a living. Has an extremely loud and almost annoying voice, but can sell goods on TV like a fiend.

Billy Mays (RIP) is the all time legendary Infomercialist

by Billy hopstopper October 13, 2009

infomercialed

When an event happens in an unbelievable comical way, almost to the point it feels unreal that it happened that way.

I found a cute possum outside and went to take a photo. But as I headed outside, I fell down a single step and infomercialed my ankle.

by CoolrUrban February 13, 2019

Infonemercial

When someone tries to sell you something over the phone (e.g. a mobile phone), similar to infomercials on television.
The person will try to persuade you to buy their item, even if you try to tell them that you are not interested.
(*Fone = Phone)

These infonemercials are so annoying, because they waste my time & money.

The only reason I don't want a mobile phone, is because I can't afford one, despite these infonemercal's sugary slop.

by Princess Michiru Kaiou July 8, 2009

infirmercial

A long-winded television-based sales-pitch spiel dat comes across as wimpy and insubstantial.

To take da term "infirmercial" in a literal sense, some of said boob-tube-bee-ess presentations may indeed promise products/services/practices dat supposedly will cure yer lethargy and boost yer vitality, but predictably, about da only effect dat said pricey offerings actually have is to make yer FINANCES more "infirm"! :P

by QuacksO August 3, 2025