incontinent

to lose control of your bodyily functions

i was wacked in the crotch and became incontinent

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

inconvenient douchebag

n. Anyone who is acting like a douchebag (or is being a major douchebag) at a time that is bad for either the douchebag or anyone around said douchebag.

Person 1: Joe was acting like such a prick to his girlfriend while his mom was right behing him.
Person 2: What an inconvenient douchebag.

Person 1: Do you wanna know how much of a faggot you are?
Person 2: Dude, stop, my girlfriend's here. You're being an inconvenient douchebag.

by number1woofer February 10, 2010

Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.

So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.

by YAWA August 30, 2020

an inconvenient truth

A movie by Al Gore which warns us about the unnatural warming of earth, and the devastating consequences it will do to our planet.

"An Inconvenient Truth" is a movie that should make people think

by Jelboo June 22, 2007

Inconvenient Lie

The alternative term for Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth movie now that bogus science, damaging emails, and current weather patterns indicate that global warming is a scam. Also know as the way that Al Gore duped people and governments into throwing a ton of money into anti-global warming activities while making him stinking rich.

Person 1: What are your thoughts on global warming?

Person 2: It's an Inconvenient Lie.

by divadoll January 16, 2010

Inconvenience

Trouble or difficulty caused to one's personal requirements or comfort.

Its an inconvenience to have to change trains

by TheUnseenWriter November 2, 2019

Occam's Inconvenience

When the most inconvenient outcome to a situation is the most likely to occur.

Wife: "Honey, why are you going to work so early?"

Husband: "Occam's Inconvenience dictates there will most likely be a lot of traffic on the freeway, and construction on all the side streets. Or some combination of the two, especially if I'm running late."

Wife: "Like how it seems everything outside of your control stacks against you when you're least prepared to handle it."

Husband: "Exactly."

by Occam's Electric Shaver November 13, 2011