hide the monster

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster

hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.

by [e-mail] January 25, 2008

hide the duke

When at a house party, Hiding the Duke is when you take a crap in the home owner's drawer, closet, or somewhere they won't look. Eventually the whole house will smell, but they'll be clueless as to what is causing the stench!

Duuuude! I left a huge duke in Leroy's drawer at the party last night!

by Poopsy July 06, 2003

hide a poo

the act of shitting in ones shoe and putting it back without them knowing

that swoogy at the gym is always fuckin with me.when he goes to the shower i'm gonna give him a hide a poo

by pope john smalls December 04, 2006

Hide and seek

Osama Bin Laden's favorite game.

He's so good at hide and seek, the US military couldn't even find him after 7 years.

by derpderp1222 April 19, 2010

Urban Hide

A geocache placed in an urban setting, as opposed to a forested or mountainous area, such as at coordinates N 49° 16.391 W 123° 11.143
I lifted another lamp post skirt today in search of a typical urban hide.

lifted another lamp post skirt today in search of a typical urban hide.

by _Cuddlefish_ June 18, 2011

hide and go

The game requires all but one person in a group to need to pee. That person counts to 10. The rest run off and try to empty their bladders before the seeker comes and finds them. The seeker is allowed to tackle any pissers they find, but this may cause both parties to become damp with urine. Those who aren't caught before fulling emptying their tanks are declared the victors.

If any persons are caught taking a piss within 20 minutes after the end of a game, or if any substantial evidence surfaces that shows that any victors gained an unfair advantage over the other participants in some way (pant pissing, being an old man with bladder problems, pissing into a pre-attached loose fitting condom), every true victor will receive one (1) slap to be used against each cheater at any time.

Exciting twists: nighttime, drunk, nighttime & drunk

Molly: "Hey man, let's go play a round of hide and go!"
Parker: "I don't have to pee, though."
Brianna: "That's okay, you can be the seeker."

by Jkejjs November 05, 2013

hide the sausage

If you are playing "Hide the Sausage", you are having sex, another version is "Spear the bearded clam".

"Want to play a game of hide the sausage?"

by Kitty Girl May 16, 2005