Spite Creaming

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)
"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*
by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022
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spite fence

When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.

Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.
Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!

Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!
by Macgyverman1123 January 08, 2014
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spite store

When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.
Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.
by jn1234 March 02, 2020
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Spite-package

After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.
Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.
by Sundown XT June 28, 2014
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Spite man

Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.

Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.
Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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Spite girl

Is the opposite of a spite boy.

Seeing this spite girl with her boyfriend or “ex “ will make her want him more and more determine to reassert her position. Turning her into his model girlfriend.
Danielle: Destiny are you still dating Cory?
Destiny: Kind of.
Danielle: He brought his spite girl Shelley to Tom’s.
Destiny: I’m going to sit in our booth with them.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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Spite woman

Is the opposite of a spite man.

The boyfriend will opt more for the living together arrangement until he is ready to commit with the end result being marriage.
Darnell: Chance are you Cheri ever getting married?
Chance: I love her but I’m still not ready yet.
Darnell: Well your spite woman isn’t helping you.
Chance: You’re Cheri is the one I can’t live without.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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