imp

An imp is a small mischevious demon-like thing who wears a multicoloured hat of doom, and has the propensity to lick people. Suspected to have jedi-like powers, these "imps" produce small furry mammals when poked by ninjas, the colour and species of which depends on the individual ninja and imp. The ubermammal in this particular case is the orange hamster, which has the inherent ability to dance in a 50s swing style to any kind of music, particularly metal. But despite popular belief imps do not like to sing, but are particularly fond of randomness and pickles.

imp + ninja + *poke* = dancing orange hamster!

by uber-random ninja July 21, 2008

Imp

Theo when he farts and then asks for a treat.

Theo, you imp, you can't have fruit gums now you have parped.

by blue battle-axe May 8, 2021

IMP

Park of the pines senior high camp reference to the phrase:
"in my pants."
Often used in public when playing the 'in my pants' game.

(when playing the 'in my pants' game in public)
Katie: "whoa, you totally dropped your slinky.."
Emily: "IMP!"

by paiilovesyouuuuu(: August 25, 2009

imp

someone whose an imbecile and doesn’t understand how to understand social cues

“you see that kid over there” “oh yea that’s colton beine, he’s an imp!”

by fathernemo May 8, 2019

IMP

Acronym for "International Music Pirate". Essentially, someone who downloads music from any of the free "illegal" music download sites from a country where downloading isn't officially "illegal" (Canada as an example) and whom then sends those songs to people in countries where it is illegal (the USA as an example)

Oh ya, I got that album from my IMP in Canada. Excellent tunes. You should check it out

by Gerard B July 3, 2006

Imp

A shortened name of the big bodied Chevy Impala. Though the alias applies to all years of the vehicle, it is usually applied to describe "above average", "clean", or "dumbed out" Chevrolet's...

"Dope Imp my doode.. U really doin ya pimp on wit' that Gazelle homey.. Imp on Pimp!"

by 7$ December 25, 2007

IMP

a gap toothed sloon who sucks on weens all day and thinks she's the greatest thing ever.
and pretends to be tan but really she looks like the abominal snowman with a really high and annoying voice kinda like minney mouse.

Wow Caitlin is a giant ugly imp and should be locked away so no one can experience her lack of motor skills and disgusting oozing herps.

by pumak & shinnydd July 21, 2010