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Imaginary friend

An imaginary friend is NOT the result of mental impairment. Actually, those with an imaginary friend are frequently smarter than most people (two brains in one). It's someone who is always with you, thus you are never alone. He knows you, your greatest desires and your flaws. So he usually judges you... but also the others around you. He comes often when you feel alone and need some help, or need to talk but have nobody trustworthy. An imaginary friend is really helpful, I advise you to try ! But pay attention, if your friend is comic, to not laugh too loud. People could think you're strange, even if it is a good thing, they're not really tolerant.

PS : Never let someone tell you he is not real, “Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” (JKR)
My imaginary friend is Sirius Black, so he never died and is ALWAYS with me.
by Sidocali September 15, 2016
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Imaginary Lat Syndrome

The imaginary sensation of having huge latissimus dorsi muscles or "lats". ILS for short.
a meathead who walks with his arms away from his body in an effort to look like a bodybuilder, when in fact they do not resemble one.
he's got Imaginary Lat Syndrome
by OJs other glove December 20, 2008
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Imaginometry

Imaginometry is the conjunction of imagination and a perceived geometry of someone who is ignorant of actual Euclidean geometry and still requires the hypostasisation of their model.
For the reification or curved levels or circular horizons you must evoke the inner workings of imaginometry.
by onthelevel(dot)live January 5, 2021
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Imaginary Girlfriend

A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.
by Long June 22, 2005
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imagination

1. having the creative spirit and freedom of the mind and body to accomplish one's desires.

2. seeing the world through many perspectives and points of view in hopes of creating a better tomorrow
Spongebob: With Imagination, anything's possible :D
by Squishy McGiggles May 2, 2012
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Dodge Imagine

A fictitious automobile owned by people who don't own a car and/or are incapable of driving.
Annie: Hey, let's go out for pizza.
Bob: Sure, I'll come right over to pick you up in my Dodge Imagine.
by Rand0969 February 19, 2009
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Imagine Dragons

Imagine Dragons is an Indie Rock band from Las Vegas, Nevada. They're a rather new band, and you might have heard their songs It's Time, Radioactive, Demons, etc.~ They're fresh and quickly rising to fame. If you haven't already heard of them, you will soon.

Vocals: Dan Reynolds
Bass: Ben McKee
Guitarist: Wayne Sermon
Drummer: Dan Platzman
*Man is jamming out on his headphones*
Woman: "What are you listening to?"
Man: "Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my ears having orgasms and my entire body wanting to erupt in dance."
Woman: "You could have just said you were listening to Imagine Dragons.."
by ImagineDragonsPro January 1, 2013
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