no me importa

This is spanish for "I don't care."

"Yo tengo una ereccion larga para ti!"

"No me importa. Soy una lesbiana. "

by Enomis March 5, 2007

Impocerous

Something sus but also imposter like.

“Hey step bro what are you doing”
“Just touching your butt it seems fake”
“Bro that’s Impocerous”

by Impocerous June 29, 2021

text impediment

Texting the wrong word or wrong letter within the word, creating a different meaning. Usually occurs from texting too quickly or due to an altered mental state.

Girl: I'm taking pictures of the waterfall you will love. They're wonderflu!

Boy: I just got over a bad case of wonderflu myself.

Girl: You're a bully. Making fun of little kids with text impediments.

by Two D's August 6, 2009

impork

v. To fly in a piece of tail to "pork". To importing vagina.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech September 25, 2008

impoketent

The inability to return a "poke" to someone on Facebook, when they have been poked.

Hey Baby, why didn't you poke me back? Were you impoketent?

by Jenny Jimenez April 2, 2011

importantance

valued by everyone but on a scale above anything relative to measurement. Way above.

The importantance of Lenny in Las Tres Puertas is unparelleled and indescribable. Ademas, inexplicable.

by MeScrapper May 20, 2011

important security message

A very annoying popup that freezes up your browser lies, and says you have a virus.
Making you have to do Ctrl Alt Delete to close your browser.
This is very annoying.

Damn it, the 'important security message' froze up my browser in the middle of uploading a YouTube video!

by Celifrog August 5, 2015