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Ilona is a SWEET girl. If you have a Ilona in your Life, you are the luckiest person in the world. Ilona is smart, beautiful, selfless and caring with her loved ones. Careful, she bites if you hurt her friends and family.

Ilona are short cute girls. They act like cats and are always cold.
« You’re very lucky to have a Ilona in your Life. I envy you »
Ilona by Louloune November 21, 2021
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a really beautiful and nice woman and Ilona is a really beautiful Finnish name. Ilona talks a lot about her boyfriend to friends but eventually leaves her boyfriend.
Ilona by Sorvari November 23, 2021
literally the most single, desperate, idiotic person in the world
"Damn, what do you mean Ilona has been rejected 9 times????"
Ilona by jksafsjdfhvdkxzcvhnxdjksbh September 29, 2022

Ilona Answer 

Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering.

Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.
ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?

ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?
Ilona Answer by Ro_man September 15, 2011

Monika Anna Maria Ilona 

One and only in the world. She is the sweetest girlfriend in the world. She has blue eyes and is Hungarian but born in America. She speaks hungarian with her father and he is from Serbia. She likes pipacs and the color yellow. She is currently wearing a ladybug sweater and is waiting for her car to get serviced.
Monika Anna Maria Ilona 343434 scout leader zrinyi ilona. Monika Anna Maria Ilona is a good hungarian folk dancer!

illnasty 

A term only used by Mitch Jones
Yo this song is illnasty as fuck rad duude
illnasty by itzyaboiskinnypenis August 8, 2019