impressingroom.com

the best picture rating site on the web. it has a tightly knit forum community that makes up small percent of its total users.

the best site ever.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

impression farmer

A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.

Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.

by LargeYak March 24, 2021

zeroth impression

The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.

Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.

by darkshaddow42 June 11, 2010

the shitty impression

When one is so inclined as to take a dump, add it to a long tube sock, then add a lock. You then smack your victim accross the face with it.

I didn't want to give the shitty impression, but how else could I break his jaw and smear shit on him at the same time?

by GraFfiX420 April 11, 2009

First Impressionist

An individual who can read people and adjust his or her personality to fit their so-called expectations.

The ability to read others and yet still remain unreadable yourself.

I met the new temp at work and since I am a first impressionist I can read her and know she is interested in more qiet guys than loud party-goers. So fixed my personality to be less outgoing and more shy towards her.

by Mowzur February 4, 2010

Abeds impression of Troy

When you________, but also, don’t?

Man I’m feeling a little “Abeds impression of Troy” right now

by oliviamackinnon February 17, 2019

impressionate

leaving an imprint on the fabric of reality. It's like what ghosts do.

Their love was so strong it will impressionate throughout time.

by Vorlon007 June 13, 2015