Ipadsturbating

someone who sits at home all of the time playing on his/her iPad and is too busy for real physical social interaction.

Craig is too busy ipadsturbating at home to come to the pub and socialize with real people. What a muppet!

by McNobbs November 24, 2010

ipaddict

one who uses the Apple iPad at least twice a day and downloads apps, both free and paid ones like there's no tomorrow. these people will often complain when people leave smudges on the iPad screen and will also complain when they're away from the device.

Man 1: Dude, can I play Plants vs. Zombies on your iPad?

Man 2: No way! You'll smudge your greasy fingers on the screen!

Man 1: God, you're such an iPaddict.

by wpk914 July 8, 2010

iPad

Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!

Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?

by Slartibartfast11 February 2, 2010

iPad

An iPod on steroids

The iPad doesn't fit in my pocket. It's too big.

That's what she said.

by icegu January 27, 2010

Iaido

Iaido is the art of reacting to a surprise attack by counter attacking with a sword. An in-depth reading of the Japanese characters for iaido is: I = being, AI = harmony, DO = way. "The way of harmonizing oneself in action." The Iaidoka (a practitioner of iaido) wields a sword: not to control the opponent, but to control himself. Iaido is mostly performed solo as a series of Waza. The Iaidoka executes various techniques against single or multiple imaginary opponents. Each Waza begins and ends with the sword sheathed. In addition to sword technique, practitioners require imagination and concentration in order to maintain the feeling of a real fight and to keep the Kata fresh. In order to properly perform the waza, Iaidoka also learn posture and movement, grip, and swing. Iaido is never practiced in a free-sparring manner.

Iaidoka practice to prepare for a surprise attack, where an immediate, efficient solution to the problem of aggression is necessary. Therefore, the technique is highly refined. Every unnecessary movement is cut away. Technique is simple and direct. The training method is aimed towards development of the practitioner’s every mental and physical resources. Iaido is an authentic martial art that proved its martial values in a time of constant battle and warfare, that was preserved and passed on directly from teacher to student over generations in an unbroken lineage for 450 years. Iaidoka developed the mind towards an ultimately peaceful, harmonious, and active state ready to react and deal with any life situation.

by Dancing with Fire May 13, 2011

ipidooma

Acronym for I Pulled It Directly Out Of My Ass. Used frequently in the business world (OK, maybe not so frequently). Indicates that little thought went into providing an answer, etc. Similar to swag, Scientific Wild Ass Guess.

Boss: "This estimate is way off, how did you come up with it?"

Lackey: "IPIDOOMA!!"

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TV Viewer: "This show is stupid, how did you come up with the plot?"

TV Executive: "IPIDOOMA!!"

by Hugh J Jass November 25, 2007

ipad ipod

When you are trying to make an argument but you dont even know what you are talking about.

Person 1: I just bought a ipod to watch movies on netflix
Person 2: You mean an ipad?

Person 3: ipad ipod

by Infinity_mirrors_ November 28, 2019