iPad

Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!

Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?

by Slartibartfast11 February 2, 2010

iPad

An iPod on steroids

The iPad doesn't fit in my pocket. It's too big.

That's what she said.

by icegu January 27, 2010

ipad ipod

When you are trying to make an argument but you dont even know what you are talking about.

Person 1: I just bought a ipod to watch movies on netflix
Person 2: You mean an ipad?

Person 3: ipad ipod

by Infinity_mirrors_ November 28, 2019

Ipad Kid

A duck with an ipad he probably stole from his mother, and tends to love cocomelon. Yes this duck is Quackity, you may know him as a streamer and bread eater. My guy eats cheetos and gets em all over his fingers, like- seriously.

Person 1: Do you know what an ipad kid is?

Person 2: Yeah! Quackity is one.

by BlobBee~ June 27, 2022

iPad

n. thin, lightweight device for managing iFlow during iPeriods

So much *data*! Good thing I've got my iPad to keep it from leaking into my iPanties!

by the_old_islander January 28, 2010

ipaddict

A person who touches their ipad first thing after they wake up and last thing before they go to sleep. What denotes an ipaddict is their unwillingness to share their geeky electronic device with friends or family. This possesive behavior can be due to a fear that the device will be harmed or simple separation anxiety.

Friend: "Wow, that thing looks cool - can I play with it for a little while?"

Ipaddict: "No, its mine and I don't want anyone else touching it."

by Chase1234 October 14, 2010

iPad

A sanitary pad that contains an embedded MP3 player.

Ann Coulter loved it when her time of the month came around and she could listen to tunes on her iPad.

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2009