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hysterectomy

women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture
I'm going to get a hysterectomy.
by boredusachick November 27, 2004
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Hysteria

Kick-ass Muse song. Great when played live. muse rule!
Hysteria is a great Muse song
by Nathan Von Metalhead February 11, 2006
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hysterrible

A portmanteau word of something that is simultaneously funny or hysterical (hyst-) and awful or terrible (-terrible).
Man, did you see that car full of clowns get hit by that pie-truck? Hysterrible.
by Sam (something) February 10, 2010
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hysteria

once termed to be a disorder of only women (thus the root words being hyster, as it was originally thought that the uterus was a free floating object in a woman's body, and when lost would cause her to be hysterical), the original cure was for the doctor to masturbate the woman.
mostly it is characterized by uncontrollable emotion, be it amusement, fear, etc, in a given situation.
there was an outbreak of the plague, causing mass hysteria.
by Squizzy April 23, 2006
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Hysteria

The greatest song ever made. You can never hate such a great song. you all suck who hate it
Great Song Hysteria is.
by Bob Edison April 23, 2005
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hysterious

that is hysterious , you are hysterious
by Dirtyuno October 20, 2006
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Hypster

A pretentious person with money, youth and a sense of cultural and intellectual superiority.
A Yuppie Hipster if you will.

People who try to be cool for the sake of feeling superiority. Makes hipsters look bad (if that is possible). Lacking in humor, overcompensating by
mean spirited sarcasm and Irony.
Usually strung out on Coke & Coffee.
Me: I spend too much time on clothes and old records. procrastination issues.

Hipster: I make Ironic tee-shirts at star-bucks with a macbook air wearing converse (see nike) listening to 'indie' (see adult contemporary), while pretening to be anti-commercialism. I also hate you peronaly for being boring.

Hypster: I work in a fortune 500, too uncouth too be a pseudo-intellectual, too hateful to be new age/alt. I listen to what hipsters with garageband who abuse the bit-crusher filter spin on over priced clubs while being so strung out on coke I actually think I'm and individual. I wax dicks for horse ironically. And I still am arrogant enough to feel better than you.
by Eivind June 24, 2008
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