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hastings shuffle

The distinctive gait of a denizen of hastings
Dude, check out that crackhead! He's doing the Hastings Shuffle!
by Mdiym May 15, 2006
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Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.
Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"
by mindcandy August 3, 2012
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hastings shuffle

The act of "Nodding Off" to "Nod Off" or "Go on the nod", also caused by malnutrition and sleep depravation. Another form of the H.S. would be erratic arm flailing and scratching of the skin, generally brought on by a cocaine induced psychosis.
he's doing the hastings shuffle.

nod, nodding, nod off, going on the nod
by E.S. Day September 15, 2006
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Hastings

A long street in Vancouver and Burnaby Canada that has many many prostitues and heroine addicts especially on West Hastings. East Hastings is simply a busy street, West hastings is noted for heroine, prostitution, weed, and is one of the few places in Canada that is actually a downright scary place to be.
Guy1 "Hey man I almost ran over a prostitue the other day"
Guy2 "Really, where were you, hastings?"
Guy1"yup"
Guy2"Figures"
by Willsssss November 2, 2005
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Hastings

A bunch of no good sons a' Bitches that are far to lazy.
Keep looking over your shoulder in Hastings, you might not get shot, but definetly stabbed in the back, make no friends in Hastings
.... ASTINGS MATE!
by PorkChop100 June 20, 2011
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Mr. Hastings

Creater of the time machine in history class. Fond of making weird poping noises, cracking stupid jokes, and talking during movies.
"Wow Stephanie, that was a total Mr. Hastings joke."

"Jeez quit acting like Mr. Hastings and stop talking during the movie."
by idreaminblackandwhite May 16, 2010
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Battle of Hastings

The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"
"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
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