Teresa Hurley

That awesome person you know. yea the cute one you cant stop thinking about every second of every day! She is funny, creative, hot, out spoken, has great boobs, brave, trouble maker, sexy, bad-ass, as well as a pain-in-the-ass. (but don't worry because she's the cutes pain-in-the-ass your ever going to know) If you ever get the chance to have her, make sure you hold on tight because she is one of a kind and you better bet there are many guys who would love to have what you have with her.

Friend "Hey who are you staring at?"
You "That girl over there."
Friend "You mean Teresa Hurley?!?!"
You "Yea the cute one."
Friend "Dang dude, wish you luck'
You "What do you mean?"
Friend "Everyone has there eye on her"
You "ohh....."

by dog with bone October 15, 2011

Hurkey

A human that you like that is over weight. When the apocalypse happens u eat it and the person is fat so you get the extra meat to eat.

I ate hurkey on my way to school.

by Man27 May 18, 2016

Jack Hurley

A level 5 sex move when you have your girlfriend eat your ass in order to ejaculate.

Did you hear Bach got Jack Hurley'd at the hornswoggle meetup last night?

by Apdogod1 June 6, 2023

Yeeyee on my horsey

yeeyee on my horsey means to yeeyee on a horsey, that’s it folks.

I yeeyee on my horsey bro

by Fucc April 8, 2019

agent hurley

A big, overweight, unattractive and bad tempered female police officer, similar to the stereotype butch dyke. Notorious for violently handling arrested suspects and performing full physical examinations on them, including body orifices, on behalf of her chief inspector. Made famous in the film "Beavis & Butthead do America"

Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a full cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter here: don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

.....

Agent Hurley: He's clean chief.

Butthead: Huhhuh huh... Did I just score?

by harrie piel December 11, 2008

Getting Horsey

To 'get horsey' is to take ketamine

"We getting horsey tonight mate?"

"Again? I dunno man, I keep losing my shoes and I've only got this pair left."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

horsey ride

a ride. given by one person, to another person. on their back. such as you were riding a horse.

sara gave kayla a horsey ride YAY HORSEY RIDE YAY

by your mom March 3, 2004