Hurdered

Being subjected to someones meaningless, unguided, and often un-intelligible explanations, or verbal ramblings that does not relate to anything you were just talking about. Attempting to get a quick and to the point summary of something important, only to have a long drawn out conversation you did not invite, in which the conversation is mostly one-way, and yourself being the victim. Often results in short temper, rise in blood pressure, and the overwhelming feeling of verbaling being murdered...HURDERED! You can be hurdered by male and female alike, this is not gender specific.

I asked Kris how she liked her new phone, and she started talking about her dog, then her car, then something about a port-o-potty! My head is going to explode cause I just got hurdered!

by SunMkr September 25, 2011

Hurdan

Hurdan is used when you wanna call someone a bitch

Geez David is such a hurdan

by ACGamin November 5, 2018

hurdlite

one who believes in the way of the hurdle. worships the hurdle god.

I am a hurdlite.

by mike May 5, 2004

hurdle it

To jump over an obstical in your path because you are too lazy to walk around it.

"Why did you just jump over the table?"
"It was in my way so I had to hurdle it"

by snoopdawgfosizzle January 14, 2008

Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

hurdler

an athlete in track who likes to hurdle, not jump, over hurdles while running in hopes of winning a race. hurdlers are amazing athletes who work incredibly hard to acieve "perfect form". there usually pretty hot too.

jason brody could never be a hurdler or understand them because he is not an amazing athlete

by 99cali99 November 13, 2006

Nurf Hurder

The thing that cleans the undercarriage of a wookie. Slang term for a tick on your taint.

My Nurf Hurder has gotten some some sort of rash from Jesica's porcupine.

by Hunter12345 July 4, 2010