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Come in Handy 

An English slang expression meaning that something will be useful at some time in the future. It is an expression used by hoarders to justify the retention of all sorts of useless junk.
Don’t chuck it out, it may come in handy.
Come in Handy by AKACroatalin October 9, 2016

Bitter huddy 

Bitter huddys are ex-fans of the American TV series House who are unable to deal with the break-up of the so-called huddy couple (a portmanteau blending the character names House and Cuddy) and the subsequent decision of Lisa Edelstein (the actress who portrayed Cuddy) not to renew her contract and leave the series.

Bitter huddys tend to spend their time trolling House fansites to spoil everyone's fun, insult every fan who dares to enjoy the series without Cuddy, send hateful messages to the Twitter accounts of House crew and cast members, and generally display appalling behaviour that is increasingly painful to watch.

Most of their hate is directed at the series star, Hugh Laurie, and seems to be based either on the fact that he didn't release a public statement praising Lisa Edelstein until the begin of the new season, or (and the opinions seem to differ here) the fact that he didn't somehow prevent her leaving altogether. A third opinion seems to be that he should have abandoned the show when she did, in a contract-breaking display of solidarity.

While some bitter huddys eventually turn away from the series and find something new to enjoy, a small but very vocal group remains online, picking fights with other fans, starting unfounded rumours about the circumstances surrounding Lisa Edelstein's exit, and trying to spread hate and bitterness wherever they go.
House fan: I can't wait for the new episode! The promo looks very promising. I like especially the Wilson/Park scene.
Bitter huddy: No one cares about this series anymore since Cuddy left. The new actresses are all ugly and stupid, the stories are boring, and Hugh Laurie hasn't done any good acting since his last scene with Cuddy.

House fan: I wonder if they will bring Cuddy back for the finale. What do you think?
Bitter huddy: Lisa is so much better than this stupid show. Especially after Hugh Laurie couldn't even be bothered to say anything about her when she left. He's just a terrible person. I actually know that he was the one who forced her exit because she had more fans than all the other characters together. I even have proof for that but I can't share it in an open forum like this.

House fan: I always thought House and Stacy were the best couple.
Bitter huddy: You are delusional and stupid, everybody hated this storyline. Braindead idiots like you make me vomit.
Bitter huddy by HAYDEN C April 12, 2012

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone
Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone
Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

Handy Johnson 

Another term for a hand-job
My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson
Handy Johnson by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Happy Handy 

An Irish adaptation of the American high-5.

It's execution is in two steps:
First: Both parties swings their arm across their chest, their palm facing themselves. They both say or cheer 'Happy'.

Second: They swing their hands back across their chest, connecting with the backs of their hands. They both say 'Handy', as the connection is made.

This is generally done in one fluid move.

Multiple people can have a group Happy Handy, but this gets more difficult.
Example:
Guy 1: Here lad, I just convinced the ol' doll to try anal.

Guy 2: Fair fucks kid, Happy Handy, wouldn't doubt cha!
Happy Handy by cianmo June 29, 2011

have handy 

(noun) Something useful that a person keeps nearby to access when needed.
The guidebook was a great have handy during my last trip to France.
have handy by n30e September 13, 2018