Hamjig

noun; when an obese person, seeing a piece of ham becomes so enraptured, that they dance with glee.

I saw my friend's mom doing a hamjig the other day!
That hamjig was full of jiggling, pasty flesh.

by Darvin January 15, 2007

Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

humiliated

when other people laughed at you and embarassed you.

i jumped in the pool and my top came off. i was so humiliated

by caveman.. August 14, 2008

Small Penis Humiliation

A domination fetish where a man is subjected to comments & gestures about the supposed inadequate size of his penis, & because of such his inability to please a woman, which implies his worthlessness as a man.

Terms frequently used during Small Penis Humiliation include: baby carrot, baby cock, baby d, baby dick, Baby Dick Syndrome, Baby Dicked, Baby Weiner, babydick, button dick, dickette, dicklet, dickling, gherkin, Gherkinson's Desease, Inch Worm, LDL, little chode, little d, little dick, little pecker, Little Peen, Little peeps, little penis, little wee wee, little wiener, maggot dick, Micro Penis, minidick, miniweiner, needle dick, one inch wonder, peenie, pindick, Runt Dick, short dick man, short dicked, short dizzle, short man Johnson, Short Shaft, short stick, small cock, small dick, Small Dick Man, small package, small penis syndrome, small weiner, small-cock, small-dickedness, Teenie Weenie Peenie, tiny, tiny cock, tiny dick, tiny hidding cock, tiny little pecker, tiny little weener., tiny member, Tit Dick, and wee wee

I hate myself for it, but I'm always searching for more Small Penis Humiliation videos.

by Cocktail Sauce #0 March 12, 2009

humiliation kink

Not all BDSM acts are physical. “Intense language as a use of force can be just as intense, or even more intense, as consensually degrading physical sensations, such as impact play,” Horn says. A common example of humiliation is name-calling and verbal abuse. One of the most common misconceptions about humiliation play is that it's antifeminist. But the truth is, many feminists enjoy being called names such as “bitch,” “slut,” or “whore” in bed—your kinks are not your values. In a patriarchal world where women have long been told sex is not for pleasure, addressing what gets you off—especially if it’s nontraditional like humiliation—and then engaging it can be a powerful way to take control of your sexuality. As always, discuss humiliation beforehand and keep it consensual. Your partner may be okay with being called a "slut" but not a "bitch" so be sure to define your boundaries.

“I have a humiliation kink”

by Dabisstaple July 23, 2021

humidex

The humidex is a computed value combining the temperature and humidity into one number. It is used to describe how hot or humid weather feels to the average person.

The number is only significant over 30 degrees celcius.

Essentially, on a really hot day, when there's signicant humidity, it generally feels way hotter than the actual temperature.

Holy crap, the humidex just hit fucking 40!!! It's too fucking hot to exist today!

(for those who live south of the border of Canada and the USA, 40 degrees celcius is actually 104 degree fahrenheit)

by Gerard B. May 31, 2006

humilitate

The process of a soldier being broken and indoctrinated through basic training by a drill sergeant, such that the ego is replaced by strict obedience to a C.O.'s every order and unwavering loyalty to your fellow soldier.

Didya see Full Metal Jacket? Man, if that Private Pyle wasn't a can short of six-pack, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman might've humilitated him instead of being shot.

by StaccatoPoet February 27, 2009