humpty dump

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

by techstep April 22, 2006

Humpty-Diddle

A phrase used by the rest of the General Aviation community to describe Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, in a negative and funny way. Mostly because of how ridiculously expensive it is. Others use it to indirectly express their jealousy towards it.

"You know what they teach over there at Humpty Diddle, Diddly-Squat!"

"The Humpty-Diddle School of Poverty"

by ERAUDAB September 23, 2009

humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

by littlejimmie July 19, 2019

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

Hmmft

Sound made during frustration. Also the sound an Elephant makes.

Bills need to be paid, hmmft. Hmmft i'm an elephant!

by toddytiffy October 20, 2008

humfizzin'

1. the state between fizzing and settling, known as humfizzin'.

2. an event that could have either caused unsettling reactions or tension within a group of friends.

1. I love soda when it's in the humfizzin' stage.
2. She's makin' this conversatinon a little humfizzin'.

by tomato24/7 February 26, 2010

Humptiply

To get into sexual intercourse with accelerated speed by humping then later on mutiplying offspring like rabbits at an intensifying enormus rate.

Be careful for that guy, he so loose that he likes to humptiply

by Soul-the-Mysterious December 27, 2016