Human Suitcase

The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on

I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.

by Stefon100 February 15, 2011

Human Suitcase

As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.

Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!

Eric: What???

by Tiffany&Co February 17, 2011

Human Suitcase

When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.

Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.

Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?

Stefon: No, like human suitcases.

by youssss February 15, 2011

Human suitcase

Its when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and you pull him/her through an airport

Look at that man's human suitcase!

by RJMAVS369 February 13, 2011

HUMAN SUITCASE

A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.

Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?

by lithuanianminion February 21, 2011

Human Suitcases

Midgets on Roller Scates being pulled through an airport

These Human Suitcases are the best!

by stefon'sbff February 17, 2011

Human Suitcase

A human suitcase is when you make a midget on roller skates wear all of your clothes and you pull them on a rope through an airport.

Janae pulled her human suitcase through the airport freely until TSA agents confiscated her midget.

by SuPeRDeFoRMeD February 13, 2011