hotastraphy

when 2 ho's who know each other figure out they are seeing the same guy and the guy ends up losing both.

Damn, I just had a hotastraphy.

by Big Cat Daddy May 5, 2009

Hobart

A fucking cool dude that has a huge dick

Your such a hobart

by Theecade27 November 9, 2017

Hozart

A musician whose sex appeal is a large part of their success.

Brittany Spears is a modern day Hozart.

by HumaneAnimal December 18, 2017

hogarting

the act of one man having a large collective of female friends, most commonly they are usualy friend's with benefits but can also be "just" friends.

derived from the word's "hoe" and "bogarting"

jeff has alot of female friends, either he's gay or he's hogarting

by erik debauchery September 25, 2006

Hoart

An obnoxiously misused symbol, object or letter in a word or name.

Saying "c8" instead of "cake" would be a major Hoart.

by King Cong February 21, 2011

Hotard

Adj. 1.) One who is whoreishly retarded.
2.) A mentally challeged ho.
3.) A bus line in Biloxi

"I once knew a girl that, in lieu of a condom, let a man penetrate her with a plastic Target bag. Damn! She is Hotarded!"

Joe:"Man do I have a case of the Sabertooth Crotch Crickets."
Bob:"You fucking hotard!"

by pi'mp July 29, 2008

hotard

A person who is permiscuous, slutty, aka a straight up ho, who is also dumb as poop.

That hotard told me if I do her homework she would suck me off.

by gtron April 18, 2015