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Hot Tub Snow Monkey

The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey.
I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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hot money

If China is a well paid bimbo, then hot money is her claim to fuckin’ fame. Hot money from short-term, high-interest seeking stags have made her communism's most visited piece of ass.
It’s amazing how quickly hot money quadrupled his capital investment and America’s financial STDs.
by marshamartian June 3, 2011
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Hot Buttered MonkeyLove

Sex so filthy the troop of spider monkeys at the local zoo escape to come groom you both afterwards!
Nicole and I had a Hot Buttered MonkeyLove session that even an hour long shower couldn’t cleanse our souls afterwards.
by Bent Boy September 22, 2023
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homonkey

STOP RAPING THE PRISONERS, YOU FILTHY HOMONKEY!
by DarkQuans April 24, 2023
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hogmonkey

someone who looks like a monkey and is eating like a hog
Girl, you know your with your monkey looking self should not be eating like a hog, HOGMONKEY!
by KacieJ February 22, 2008
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