Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 2, 2003

release the chocolate hostages

to poop. especially in the woods.

release the chocolate hostages! Now!

by ma jones May 17, 2004

brown hostages

A difficult turd

"I'm going to the little boys' room to negotiate the release of some brown hostages"

by Howard May 1, 2003

release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003