Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)

(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!

Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!

by sweetpea April 8, 2004

blow the horse in my puss/ass

To go through hard times with no better perspective. To be bankrupt, badly dressed and stinky because you`ve just had a huge scandal at work and the boss (who saw you) decided to fire you. It goes for men and women alike.

My boss fired me! Man, I never though I`ll blow the horse in my puss/ass! I think I`ll sink quite a few tonight.

by Reek-the-Prick January 9, 2020

horseass

a female with a huge ass.

like when you see a horse and the first thing you notice is the huge ass brown ass.

by lo August 1, 2004

HorseAssBullshit

Meaning oh fuck this shit sucks a word for expressing anger

OH HORSEASSBULLSHIT YOU KILLED ME IN CALL OF DUTY

by Derek xbloodillusionx November 2, 2009

Horseassary

someone who commits outlandish pranks or is foolish in most ways

"Horseassary" pulling your pants down in public for no apparent reason

by Calienta'Mommacita August 31, 2010

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 20, 2021