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An obnoxious female that can telepathically speak with horses. Past times include bitching, slamming doors, and making out with horses.
Horseface is the girlfriend of your roommate that keeps you up all night making horse noises and talking about horses.
by bobbobbob578 May 11, 2011
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York University origin. May be used to describe a person displaying one or more of the following characteristics:

1. A face like a horse, primarily indicated by nose and face length
2. Scenster characteristics - likes to be seen in the right place at the right time with the right people
3. Likes to irrationally hate people together with their little following of freaks with overly curly hair
4. Likes to have many posing pictures of themselves on facebook
5. Likes to love other peoples men and suck up to them by referring to music
6. Likes to wrap their fringe around their head instead of getting a proper parting (maybe they should wrap it around their neck)
KH is a horseface and ST hates her
by NoirAnon January 10, 2008
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longated ugly face, with a mole. :)
dirisio walked into school and was asked "why thee long face horseface."
by munchking and beley :) May 16, 2009
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As in "pulling a horseford". This is the act of saying something so blatantly retarded that the entire conversation stops and all eyes are trained on the spaz that perpetrated the Horseford.
The comment often comes in the form of a reply to a rhetorical question/joke, and is so moronic in nature that it makes the person asking the question doubt their hearing/sanity.
"I think the latin name is dionosuras fishus skelotonus "
H:"Really?"
"Dude you just pulled a horseford "
H:"My legs feel really funny. I think I think I'm psychizophrenic."
"Horseford moment"
H:"My fish hates me."
H:"My arms are too long, it really freaks me out. I think I stretched them."
by Nick Loxton May 19, 2006
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The most overused fucking kit on the Minecraft Hypixel Network. People overuse this kit to the point where it makes the game bad. Another word for horsetamer is cancer, actually scratch that, horsetamer is worse.
Bro that horsetamer guy is such a scrub. #nerfhorsetamer
by HorseTamer May 15, 2016
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A face that usually has a mouth running to go with it.
The horseface said she was gonna cut some skin off you guy, watch your back.
by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018
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A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.
My first boyfriend was a ugly ass horseface
by MouldyMashPrince October 18, 2018
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