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inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022
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walking bag of hormones

A walking bag of hormones is basically somebody, a teenager more specifically, who has lots of hormones going on.
A teenager is a walking bag of hormones.
by xxSpyxx February 5, 2014
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flying hormones

a phrase used to describe a person who has crushes on multiple people, regardless if those people are in relationships or not
J: Yeah, I found out that Liz has a crush on me.

M: Really? I heard that she has a crush on me... She's probably just experiencing some flying hormones.


Junior's wife in Cold Mountain certainly has a lot of flying hormones.
by SuperSancho May 7, 2005
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fuck my hormones

Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person possible.
I hugged my best friend and suddenly wanted to hump her. Fuck my hormones!!!
by solcanis March 4, 2009
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horniness

That feeling when you see someone elses mother
Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now
by im a pancake November 8, 2022
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hornness

An overly extreme sex driven individual horny, sex driven
Your such a hornness my dogness.
by Kurmus (ette) January 29, 2018
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Constinuous Horniness.

The act or state of being horny constantly. It often comes from being aroused by simple things or objects you see in everyday life, such as a chair. This condition cannot be controlled, nor cured.
Garret cannot go to the mall with his friends, in fear of getting an embarrassing boner from his Constinuous Horniness.
by ThatGoesInMyPants November 14, 2010
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