Horgan, King of the Jews

a drug obsessed lunatic whose sole concern in life is to acquire drugs and alcohol to feed his addiction. He cares about no one but himself, and makes it known through his conniving, jewish, douchey actions. When caught in the act (as he normally is) he attempts to be slick but ends up making himself look more scummy and retarded than he already is. basically, he is a pathetic waste of life

Person 1: Dude what the fuck man my ounce is gone, and my wallet

Person 2 : What the fuck, who could have taken it?

Person 1: that British kid, I think they call him Horgan, King of the Jews

by applesaucejohnjohn November 21, 2010

Horgasm

A whiteish looking mexican kid that's a bad-ass soccer player currently in the 10th grade. He scored the first goal of the season last year on JV. This kid doesnt like another "kid" named cesar which everybody thinks that he's a 50-year old pedophile that's trying to disguise himself as a 15 year old kid. Well, anyway, cesar scored like 2 or 3 lucky-ass goals and started acting all cocky and arrogant going around talking with his deep voice and accent saying: " I scored half the goals of the Junior varsity team" which was'nt true because there was like 10 goals scored.

Horgasm is Like Leonel Messi but except 1,000X better!

by TheHorgasm October 28, 2010

hongazar

Slang title for people of Hong Kong origin.

I went to Quickly's the other day and damn, there were a lot of Hongazars.

by MyNameIsDrew July 13, 2009

Horgan’d

When you explain a joke: particularly when the joke is very self-explanatory and did not need explaining. At all.

*Explains very obvious joke* “BOOM you’ve just been Horgan’d!”

by Nanorgordon April 11, 2019

hornazy

The process of going crazy from being horny to long

This mandatory quarantine has me going hornazy yo , for real though i need to get laid

by Bigcon253 April 16, 2020

horgan

A fart that is the smelliest, most repulsive, horrific, and traumatizing fart in existence. Often cause by consuming a dairy product usually icecream.

I just horganed. That Horgan was so bad even with the windows down it did not go away.

by fubar73 August 13, 2020

Horga Razvan

He is literally the best guy ever. Likes to give cuddles and is totally not an atention freak, overall the best human being ever :)

Guy: Have you seen Horga Razvan
Guy 2: Yeah he’s so cool

by raznotsinner November 21, 2021