San Francisco horseshoe

The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.

Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .

by Reverendthundercock April 14, 2020

horses hoof

rhyming slang for a 'poof' or homosexual man

person one: look at that shore boy over there, he looks like a horses hoof with his little pink shirt and yellow hotpants
person two: you know it!

by shanos August 6, 2006

horses collar

Vagina. Also sim. to imply generous proportions

"She's got a fanny like a horses collar" (as opposed to a mouse's ear).

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Happy horseshit sunshine

Phrase used to describe fluffy, Pollyanna-type things that have no value other than to make people feel good.

Who wants to read all this happy horseshit sunshine in the paper? Give me some real news.

by MT_Editorial January 3, 2009

horseshit

as opposed to bullshit, which expresses judgement on shallow, insensible, and false ideas, horseshit puts more emphasis on the speaker's distress about the message just received

From "Where's Poppa?" (1971)

Mrs Hocheiser (senile, and seemingly annoyed at the presence of Louise Callan, a nurse to take care of her): "Who is she?"

Gordon Hocheiser (to his mother): "Mom, she's here to help us."(silently) "I'm warning you, mom."

Louise (pushing Gordon to the kitchen) "Gordon, you just get things started! (to Mrs Hocheiser): "We're going to just have a nice evening!"

Mrs. Hocheiser (asides, silently) "Horseshit ...

by capitaine haddoque November 21, 2012

Hobbes

1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).

1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.

by Jog DMC December 8, 2003

horseshit

Horeshit is really the same as bullshit, but less cliched and therefore slightly more provocative.

The presidential election is a bunch of horseshit about lipstick on pigs rather debating the real issues.

by r91325 October 28, 2008