for the love of hopscotching jesus

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous

So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?

by mjbj3189 January 24, 2010

Hopscotch Hardin

The most dedicated rope jumping amputee that ever "walked" the yard . Dedicated , outgoing , The underdog .

you stuck it out for the win despite getting hurt , you are a real hopscotch hardin .

by Poorneb March 25, 2023

California hopscotch

Walking down a city sidewalk avoiding human feces.

Dammit! I've got shit all over my shoes! I was playing California hopscotch and I lost.

by Lucian T. Skeptic July 17, 2022

hosnitch

women who spread gossip about the many men and women they've had sex with

She's such a hosnitch...do i really need to know that marco likes his ass licked?

by five north July 8, 2010

Hobscotch

when two people hook-up make out etc..

Did you see Jeffrey and Heather, they've been doing some mad hobscotch.

by Layla Aga December 8, 2010

Jiggaboo Hopscotch

A simple game of Basketball.

White Guy: "Look at those Niggers playing Jiggaboo Hopscotch!"

Black Guy: "Excuse me?"

by JonCrematory August 11, 2011

hopscotcher

A player in a multiplayer first person shooter game who uses excessive jumping in order to avoid incoming shots

Those fucking hopscotchers are hard to kill man!

by CrunchyCentar June 5, 2019