A: Why are you so mad at Wyatt?
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes
B: Oh, he higgity hop on my hopscotch court.
A: I hope he gets herpes
by Jfredrick November 13, 2016
Get the higgity hop on my hopscotch courtmug. "That cheese pizza is giving you hopscotch breath"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"
"Your breath is doing hopscotch from all that sassafras tea"
"GAWD DAMN your breath is doing hopscotch please hopscotch away"
by Hopscotch101 January 24, 2021
Get the Hopscotch Breathmug. The act of hopping from one desk to another while the teacher isn't paying attention or in the room.
by Xi Chen September 25, 2012
Get the Hopscotchingmug. A game you play on wikipedia.org when you're exceptionally bored. It has two variants:
1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.
2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.
Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.
2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.
Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
"I'm actually bored up my ass rn"
"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."
"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."
"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
by someone malignant January 22, 2025
Get the Wikipedia hopscotchmug. The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.
Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"
Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"
Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"
by Black7Ninja January 2, 2012
Get the New Year's Hopscotchmug. Being extremely messed up
The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy
The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy
Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch
I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night
I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night
by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013
Get the Fuzzy Hopscotchmug. by Wokidoo March 12, 2019
Get the Ethiopian Hopscotchmug.