lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*
and that's the american dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*
and that's the american dream.
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A hardcore fan of the band called "The Neighbourhood" . Hoodlums could range from shy little teenage girls with hunched backs who don't talk, or could even be a hipster guy with spacers and a beard. Don't fall into the hoodlum life and gert obsessed with Jesse and the guys
OH, yeah that Nava chick? Yeah, she's weird. That hoodlum girl who's obsessed with that indie band whatever that means.
by Hoodlum8er…jk February 15, 2014
Get the hoodlum mug.Teenagers local to McDonald's that make a weekly trek to Wendy's. They must travel through the "lum" whilst wearing hoods. Hoodlums are trouble makers.
by hoodlumchild123 September 7, 2012
Get the Hoodlum mug.Hoodlum is a word that Americans use to describe criminals. Hoodlums are like the American equivalent of a gopnik. Hoodlums usually live in states like Florida, Georgia, Texas, Arizona, or even more northern places like New York or Pennsylvania. Hoodlums like to listen to rappers like Lil Pump, XXXTentacion, or Lil Uzi Vert. They wear Adidas hoodies, grey lounge-pants, boots, and an Adidas baseball cap. Sometimes they jump random people and rob them for everything they have. Almost every hoodlum either drinks, smokes, or does drugs. Most hoodlums are white, but you can spot black hoodlums in bigger cities like Atlanta or Miami.
Random person: *casually walking*
Hoodlum: GIMME’ ALL YOUR MONEY, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Random stranger: OK, TAKE ALL MY MONEY, JUST DON’T HURT ME!
Hoodlum: GIMME’ ALL YOUR MONEY, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Random stranger: OK, TAKE ALL MY MONEY, JUST DON’T HURT ME!
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