That's a peach, hon!

A memorable line from the classical golf comedy, Caddyshack.

(Old lady hits shot).....

Husband - "That's a peach, hon!"

by golfbuddy May 17, 2011

HoN

1)Short for honey, a term of endearment .

2)A complete game built around the Warcraft 3 mod DotA.

1)Hey, hon!

2)Want to play some HoN?

by z_-dawgg August 9, 2009

Hon

Traveling into Baltimore city, dundalk and essex areas of Maryland the language becomes exaggerated and sometimes unbearable to hear. Elongated words and a twang can shock and disgust most who are not used this from of english. Though most Baltimorians stand proud and continue using the word.

I'm from B-more Hon!

by Bmoregypsy May 13, 2005

Hon Boobkin

Somebodys drunk alter-ego that they turn into after way too much to drink. Usually becomes loud, horney, will have sex with anything that moves(fat chicks included), and even sometimes becomes violent.

"Man I was a real Hon Boobkin last night, I heard I pissed on a building, almost got into a fight, and almost porked a porker.....Hey where the hell is my phone?"

by David Meece February 21, 2006

Hon status

For the restaurant patron, this is a rare and exalted state of grace, typified by having one's own table that's always ready whenever you walk in. Those who have achieved this state do not have to order. The entire staff already knows what you like & exactly how you like it and they begin preparing it when they see you pull into the parking lot. The origin of this comes from scores of Midwestern waitresses who, in real life and a few bad sitcoms, call favored customers "Hon" which is a shortened version of "honey".

He must come here a lot. He's got Hon status.

by Heathentim April 16, 2008

Hon one

The state of courting or pursuing a person of the opposite sex with the the hopes of engaging in sexual activity

Did you see David over there showing off his police badge to that girl and buying her shots? He couldn't be more hon one right now.

by Jaybone69 December 19, 2014

Hon

A female from the Hampden or Highlandtown neighborhoods of Baltimore. Generally women do nor reach hon status until they are over 40. She is either 30 lbs overweight or 30 lbs underweight. Her teeth are crooked or missing. She wears a bathrobe all day (known in hon land as a housecoat). She may have curlers in her hair in broad daylight. Maybe even at the Motor Vehicles Administration when she has her picture taken for her driver's license. She smokes. She may have an oxygen tank that she pulls along with her dog when she takes him for a stroll. If she does have a dog, its a Pitbull. If she doesn't, she has numerous cats who all hang out on her front porch. She lives in a rowhouse with her husband who is probably a lot skinner than her. Her porch and front yard are intensely decorated with all manner of statuettes---trolls, Virgin Marys, pink flamingos are hon favorites. There is probably some sort of shrine to the Orioles or the Ravens as well and a birdbath and some seasonal items. She speaks loudly and with an Xtreme Bawlmore accent. Do not not let her appearance and manner of speaking scare you. She is as sweet as pie. She'll call YOU "hon" and if you're from Bawlmore, you'll wave and say "How you doin Deelores?" to which she'll reply something along the lines of "Can't complain hon. Can't complain."

Her forbears were immortalized by John Waters in the Movie "Hair Spray." Please see the movie for further honformation.

Two hons talking to one another (see honversation)

"Hey hon, Where's Elmer?"
"He's downna Royal Farm Store getting a soda hon"
"Hon, if you see him tell him I's lookin for em"
"Okay hon"
"Thanks hon"

by Maryland Holly February 27, 2014