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Homolectual

1. A person who believes anything they say is the ultimate authority due to their statement made in a whiny, nasally, sardonic tone and or with a disgusted, condescending look without any real basis or statistics supporting their claim.
2. Homosexual propagandist.
3. A person who believes the solutions to societal problems are legalizing and or imposing deviant sexual and or societal behavior.
4. A self-absorbed, narcissistic idiot.
Example 1:
Interviewer: You can't prove permanent global warming with the limited data set you have. Your data completely ignores the cooler than average temperatures in the southern hemisphere and discounts the natural shifts in the oceanic currents. At best, it's inconclusive.
Al Gore: ***Sigh*** That's because you aren't able to understand science. Excuse me, but I have to sell my failing TV station to a bunch of
America-hating, oil rich sheiks now. ***Sigh****

Example 2:
Homolectual: Gays have made many important contributions to western civilization without them it would crumble.
Person 1: What are they exactly?
Homolectual: Hairstylists, fashion designers, actors, singers and interior decorators.
Person 1: I believe Rome had other more pressing matters than a shortage of those professions.
Homolectual: Abraham Lincoln was gay. In fact, all great people are gay.
Person 1: Proof?
Homolectual: Breeder-homophobe!!!!!

Example 3:
Person 1: The country's broke! There's too much crime!!
Homolectual: Legalize all drugs and tax them. Legalize prostitution and tax it. Problem solved.

Example 4:
See any male or female pop artist, Hollywood actor or actress, or member of the liberal press. A member of the liberal elite.
by shaddup1000 August 5, 2013
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Homoerectus

A "Homoerectus" is a gay tramp who has erectile dysfunction. The "Homoerectus" will do anything to try and get an erection, e.g try a grab someone in the street and get it on.
dude: OMG did you see that homoerectus
anotherdude: yer he liked totally tried to grab me and "get it on".
dude: no way
by A DuD3 May 19, 2009
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Homoerectushomology

1. Objective study of dusty, antiquated {gay culture}, chiefly of the {Fantasmicene post-Stonewallerian/ Utopian/ dystopian} epoch, from an anthropological perspective. The observer, of course, may him or herself be homosexual, though if male likely not of conservative or fascistic gay bent. 2. The study of fossilized man by a sapient gentleman.
In light of startling consequences of inadvertent exposure to the unwholesome phenomena of well-adjusted angry queen in Houston Texas, the naive Midwestern bookstore clerk developed an amateur interest in homoerectushomology.
by Scamp55 March 8, 2014
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Homoerectus

A grunting, unintelligent lifeform that is usually referred to as a undocumented era of human species. The un-politically correct term can be used as an insult, such as: "Dud, twat, moron, or stupid. "
Dave: "Come on, John! Stop being a moron!"
John: "I believe the politically correct term is homoerectus."
by smfomwtfyb November 25, 2016
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homoorectuse penis

Were a a penis is so erect that it start to make you a gay faggit
omg you have a homoorectuse penis
by cracker slacker May 10, 2017
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HomoErectus

The process of gay people finding out they’re gay
As the man stared at the man, he became HomoErectus
by MrAdemola123 February 15, 2021
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Homoerectus

When the homosexual has an erection which then inserts his penis into another homosexuals rectum.
When the Homoerectus is penetrating the anus of a Homorectum
by DirtyDobz September 17, 2022
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