Homiesexual

You’re completely straight, you may even have a girlfriend, but when you get around the homies you lose control. You may act out a sexual reference as a “joke”, but all of the homies know that we straight, just a lil gay when you bending over like that!

Homie 1: *bends over*

Homie 2: *grabs hips*

Bystander: “Damn, most HOMIESEXUAL thing I’ve seen in a while, but it’s cool.”

by Tundra Water February 3, 2020

Homosexual

Homosexuals are actually pretty gay

Carl: you homosexual

You: *are gay*

by FuckADuck6669 May 25, 2018

holosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things (e.g.: Nail polishes, poster boards, phone cases, ect.)

Person 1: Look at that persons holo collection!
Person 2: They must be a holosexual

by Certified Holosexual August 1, 2015

raging homosexual

A person that is strictly homosexual. They do not stray from that curvy path.

Me: I figured out why everyone hates us.
Life Partner: Why?
Me: Probably because we're raging homosexuals.

by Pretty Emily December 10, 2004

Vast Homosexual

A person whos homosexuality knows absolutely no bounds.

Jon: Damn, I heard Andrew loves huge wang smacking his face...
Will: yeah man, he's such a vast homosexual.
Jon: HAHAHA!

by FrenchBergerBS November 7, 2011

hemmosexual

a sexual orientation where you are only attracted to luke hemmings.

Person: Dud michael totally likes you
Me: Sorry i'm a hemmosexual

by thelinzz June 22, 2014

homiesexual

a love or passion towards your homies but without being gay

person 1: oh look at those homies kiss

person 2: they are homiesexual

by void gender April 23, 2020