inside the park homerun

Masturbating or because of the inability to get a girl in bed masturbate instead

Guy1: Has Ron ever gotten around the bases

Guy2: No but he hits inside the park homeruns everyday

by HitlerJesus April 27, 2010

Christian Homerun

This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.

Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night?
Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.

by Ethan Porteous May 6, 2018

Budapest Homerun

(n) A combination of various sexual acts, thus resulting in a "homerun". These acts include:
- vicious physical and vaginal assault, followed by oral defecation, finishing with ejaculation into her ear canals, resulting in permanent auditory damage

I heard Katy was in the hospital after Jamal scored a Budapest Homerun after the party.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011

florida homerun

Having sex with your ugly female cousin from behind, with both of you standing, and her bent over.

I was so hard up this weekend I ended up going out with my cousin and finished off the night with a Florida homerun

by Shep446 November 18, 2020

nintendo homerun

A homerun so grandoise and elequoent that it would only be duplicated in a video game.

Thanks in part to the use of anabolic steroids, big league baseball players are hitting more and more long balls reminiscent of nintendo homeruns.

by Troy Frisk August 6, 2007

Home Run

To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).

Wow, hit a home run with Sheila tonight, gimme a high five Barry!

by Cayle Funck October 10, 2003

Lucky Home Run

When guys, or girls, brag about getting a lucky home run, they ain't talking about baseball. They're usually referring to how they ran through the bases on a one night stand; First base, Second base, Third base, Fourth base, and yeah, that's right, Fifth base, baby! ;)

Guy 1: Dude, i just ran a Lucky Home Run: on the first date!
Guy 2: Sweeeet!!

by ForgeousChic101 July 24, 2011