holy crap.lions! tours 

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

holy crap.lions! tours by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

holy crap song

A holy crap song is a song that makes you go
"Whoa...holy crap" when you listen to it.

Person 1: "KC Accidental" is BSS's holy crap song...don't you agree?

Person 2: Nah, it was "Guilty Cubicles" for me

Person 3: Purplecheesegerhinkitinki...which is irrelevant to your conversation.

holy crap song by Pallid and Alive July 29, 2008

Holy crap in a sack 

used when "holy crap" just isn't enough

guy 1: omg dude have you heard?
guy 2: heard what?
guy 1: they're shutting down Google, Youtube and Facebook!
guy 2: HOLY CRAP IN A SACK!!!!1

Holy crap in a sack by Carlson_the_friendly_robot June 9, 2011

holy crap on a stick 

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

holy crap on a stick by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

holy crap im in fortnite

Peter:Omg this is so freaking epic

Donald trump: Hello peter welcome to fortnite

holy crap im in fortnite

holy crap im in fortnite by Holy crap im in fortnite December 16, 2022

Holy Crap - Handles 

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.

Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*

Holy Crap - Handles by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011

holy crap in a peanut 

wut master shake says when he falls in a hole and sees all these skulls

holy crap in a peanut! monsters!

holy crap in a peanut by yo yo yo da fizzlin shizzlin December 31, 2003