Hole-in-One

When your fapping and you blow your load and lands in you belly button

"i watched a porn earlier and by the end of it i got a hole-in-one

by themoonstar February 21, 2010

Hole In One

The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.

"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

Hole-In-One

This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isn’t much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.

Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.

by Bubba the Gimp January 6, 2021

Hole in one

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary possition and accidentally forcing flatulents from her butt sheeks creating a vacuuming sucking in one of your testicles with extreme force

Bro I didn't even mean to get a hole in one

by druehorn May 8, 2017

Hole in One

Hole in One- when you pull out and jizz so hard it shoots in their nose nostril.

Man, when i pulled out it shot out so hard i made a hole in one! Next time im trying for a hole in two!!

by NutsInMyMOUTH July 4, 2019

A Hole in One

This describes someone was fucking a girl and nuts in one pump

"I was fucking Michelle and I just blew it, I was a hole in one."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018

Hole in One

When your having sex with a girl on a golf course and instead of cumming any where near the girl you jizz into the golf hole

"Last night he totally got a Hole in One

by Ginger Nipples July 10, 2009