hemojang

adj: describing something that is sort of out of whack, or messed up.
-Hawaiian Pidgin

Your hair, it is quite hemojang. As is your lifestyle choice. That also is hemojang.

by frenchy larue May 28, 2004

Haemocolon

Bleeding from the rear. Usually caused by an unfortunate cycling accident or fall. Usually associated with "umunaco" riding.

Guy 1: Ahh!!! my arse is bleeding
Guy 2: Thats called Haemocolon

by Migaloo May 26, 2010

heemosexil

A southern way of saying homosexual. However it is used instead by educated Southerners to insult and provoke stupid people, not offending homosexuals.

"You're such a heemosexil, Bubba."

"wut u sei? Ima fuck yo up"

"Thanks for proving my point."

by gei feggit December 10, 2013

Hemophobia

The phobia of blood.

I fainted at the sight of the blood pouring out of my arm, I must have hemophobia.

by Mar August 28, 2004

hemonecroformicophiliac

The Fetish of liking the feeling of "small undead and hemoraging" insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached.

This refers to the concept of Formicophiliac

(Girl 1): Oh My God, that guy that just walked past looks soooo creepy! o.O
(Girl 2): I know right! I think he may be a hemonecroformicophiliac.. :O

by ORC_ASM June 13, 2011

Hemotions

Guy emotions

Going through hemotions

by RedDreams February 20, 2020

pen hemorrhage

when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.

ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"

kendra: "whoa! what is that?"

ally: "pen hemorrhage."

kendra: "ah..."

by spunkychick December 5, 2011