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Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.
My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)
by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011
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tree hockey

Dem brtuhas be playin some mighty fine tree hockey!
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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hockey privilege

when girls become attracted to hockey players only because they play hockey.
*ryan is ugly, and new to the school*
ava: omg ryan is sooooo hot. he plays hockey
*ryan and ava snap each other despite the fact they haven’t even met in person yet, only because he plays hockey*
this would be an example of hockey privilege
by stay single 4 life November 19, 2020
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Hockey Ass

Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)
Puck Bunny 1: OMG, Here comes #20!

Puck Bunny 2: Look at that Hockey Ass
by Hockey Jock February 2, 2017
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Canadian hockey smile

The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.
Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.
by General Information May 28, 2009
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Ice hockey

A team sport played on ice with sticks. It is a bit like bandy, but on a smaller field and with a puck in stead of a ball. The five field players go on and off the ice pretty often during the game.
- Do you play bandy in these parts?

- No, we don't have the space for a bandy rink, so we only play ice hockey.
by EliasG March 28, 2018
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When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”
John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm…
by Long Horse Short Walk October 7, 2021
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