Hippo

An overweight hippy.

No way I'm taking home that hippo. She reeks of patchouli and probably hasn't shaved her bush since the 90s.

by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

hippoing

When you are in a hot spring and drop dong and float around on your stomach with only your head and your butt showing above the water.

Look at that wook over there hippoing in that pool! He's got flawless form.

by the_jamin_rock November 6, 2017

Hippo

Another word for hypocrite, as in some douchebong saying for example "You're bothering someone so why do you keep bothering them?" And they end up doing that like 5 seconds later.

Twathead 1: -Plucks someone in the head over and over.
Someone: "Quit it!" D:
Hippo: "Stop hitting that guy!" -While plucking someone else over and over.

by Nobu_Michi June 20, 2010

HIPPO

HIPPO

Hot In Profile Picture Only

When a girl or boy seems attractive in their default profile picture (Myspace, Facebook, etc) but further investigation proves otherwise.

1. Whoa, I thought she was bangin, but she was a HIPPO.
Dude, those HIPPOs be mad tricky.

2. Do you think she's a HIPPO?
Check her other pics man!
I can't, they're blocked!

by Cascade117 December 15, 2010

Hippo

Hippo.. meaning very fat person that needs to go to the gym more and cut dwn on the mcdonalds.

Most common name.. floyd

Yo floyd.. u shud get dwn to the gym u hippo

by Tosh April 8, 2005

Hippo

A slang term for the tendency of groups to pick up or joke about on an individuals minor character trait thereby reinforcing that trait.

The majority of entries on urban dictionary are hippos

by Jobin March 7, 2007

Hippo

A person who is fat, ugly and stupid, who looks kind of like a hippo, these people are really stupid, demanding and spit a lot when they talk.

My science teacher, Ms. Park is a hippo

by yo mamma December 30, 2004