wingenuity

Exceptional brainpower dat allows you to frequently take home first prize.

Biff Tannen was described in da newspapers as having incredible wingenuity due to his vast wealth gained from sports-betting, but in reality his "amazing" success came merely from his having read Gray's Sports Almanac and thus already knowing said competitions' outcomes before placing his bets.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

Redneck Ingenuity

Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems

Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine

Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there

by CSD02 November 27, 2021

crackhead ingenuity

A person addicted to drugs that is willing to do anything and everything to get a fix.

Person 1: “We try to keep crackheads out of the dumpster with a padlock but they somehow always get in”

Person 2: “ Oh that’s what we call crackhead ingenuity, if there’s a will there’s a way!”

by SilverBoi21 February 7, 2022

Kiwi ingenuity

Poor workmanship
New Zealanders who confuse
Heath Robinson style arrangement lashed together in a hap hazard way as a genius invention

“Nice job bro, gluing the go pro to dogs scull is kiwi ingenuity “

by Lord loverocket August 3, 2023