humphage

The rate at which one humps

OMG your humphage is crazy!

by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

Hiphopopotamus

Not a large water-dwelling mammal. Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that? Steve...
They call me the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless...

by Andy0958 March 6, 2008

hiphopopotamus

Rap name of Jemaine Clement in Band/HBO show 'Flight of the Conchords'.

"I'm the hiphopopotamus, my rhymes are bottomless..."

by Stephen1212 August 20, 2007

Hamphone

When a slice of ham is placed over or on a phone. Can also be used as a verb; hamphone or hamphoning

This morning I woke up to to make a call when I realized that I now had a hamphone.

by csavas November 7, 2016

hiphophip

Hiphophip is a medical malady usually surfacing in the senior years of hiphop fans. Research has shown that hiphophip has been directly linked to "drooping." As the pants are worn lower, the legs tend to spread to wider abnormal stance to prevent the pants from falling. Prolonged drooping generally results in hiphophip. To date the only known cure is to raise the level of the pants to the waist level and incorporate a belt like device. Reverting back to a normal stance & stride should correct the problem.

When that dude get's old, he's gonna have hiphophip

by sneel1 September 19, 2009

hipphilosamus

a large, verbivorous animal which is able to think underwater for long periods of time

We are aware of the difficulties of proving a negative, such as the statement "There is not a hipphilosamus in my living room, " and that even if you show us a photograph of your living room with no hipphilosamus in it, and adduce as well a tape recording on which no hipphilosamus tread is discernible, how can we be sure that the photograph has not been retouched, the tape cunningly altered, or that both do not either pre- or postdate the arrival of the hipphilosamus? That large, verbivorous animal which is able to think underwater for long periods of time?

by lake_huron October 23, 2014

hiphop phile

an enjoyer or lover of hip-hop stemming from BTS’ song ‘hiphop phile’.

“bro rm is a hiphop phile!”

“stop talking abt bts you dumb bitch”

“oh”

by traineeatyeonhitent March 15, 2022