Hikikomori

A hikikomori is someone who rarely, if ever, leaves their home or room. They withdraw from society and have few friends.

Hikikomori also tend to indulge in otaku-esque interests, such as anime and manga and more than likely tend to be NEET.

When one refuses to leave their home for over six months, they are technically a hikikomori.

by MadeOfMush September 5, 2011

hike school

Quote from Billy Madison mispronouced form of saying High school

No hike involved

3rd Grader: How's high school Billy?
Billy Madison: High school is great. I'm learning new things and everyone is really nice.
3rd Grader2: Gee, I can't wait till I get to hike school.
Billy Madison: (grabs 3rd grader's face and shakes it violently) Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it.

by Bob La May 19, 2008

hikikormori

an adolescent or a young adult who has withdrawn from social life, often obsessed with television, internet and video games, and rarely ever leaves one's room

I have turned into a hikikormori since I started watching Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

by Jessika Jae May 18, 2014

urban hike

An urban hike is an outdoor activity that consists of walking long distances, usually with a backpack, in urbanized outside environments, often following sidewalks, concrete bike paths, paved roads with the objective of arriving at destinations of shopping, dining or other entertainment.

We took an six mile urban hike today that included a fine lunch and a stop at the bookstore.

by pcb006 January 26, 2012

hike and a beer

(n.) Where two masculine gay or bisexual men, often closeted, meet for some outdoor physical activity such as hiking or surfing, followed by the consumption of beer, with the understanding that they will have sex in the course of the day.

I asked Tim if he wanted to go for a hike and a beer but I wonder if he really knew what I meant.

by Perspective July 5, 2003

Hikikomori

A Japanese NEET who shuts themselves inside.

I am a hikikomori.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh February 13, 2022

Hiken

Hi-ken

adjective
1. A word associated with an individual that lacks skills in fantasy football; generally is found at the bottom of the standings each and every year; tends to know nothing about the game of football and loves sending stupid trades that no one even looks at.
2. A word used to describe someone who has a hard time picking up girls; or someone that still sleeps with his mother at night.

noun
1. A newly discovered STD found in some men causing their penis to shrink to an abnormally small size.

Friend 1: My whole team under-performed this year, just like they did the last few years. No worries though, next year I'll win for sure!
Friend 2: Bro, your team is worse than the Charlotte Bobcats. You are and always will be the Hiken.

A signature Hiken trade offer example:
"Dude, I'll give you Maurice Clarett, Tim Tebow, and Rich Eisen for Doug Martin, RG3, and Calvin Johnson"

Friend 1: Dude! Did you nail that chick you were talking about last night?!?
Friend 2: Yeah man...but somethings up with my dick. It's smaller than usual, I didn't think this was possible :(
Friend 1: Damn bro, you probably caught the Hiken

by Leon Sandcastle April 22, 2013