conspiracy theory hijacker

Conspirators or patsies who join conspiracy theorists with an intent to discredit them in the eyes of the general public.

CT: Presidential election is staged by the Illuminati.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.

by jsisidore June 2, 2016

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Hijacker

One who gets high -- usually with marijuana -- and proceeds to jack off.

See that guy over there? His roommates say he's a highjacker.

by Rick February 7, 2005

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hijackedyouboi

big hot stinky man who licks his toenails after chewing them off. i am madly in love with this big hot sexy man

Me: damn im horny
friend: you should talk to hijackedyouboi

by deezes nutzen November 27, 2021

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HoJacked

This is when your girlfriend gets stolen by another guy

My bitch was HoJacked :(

by GeorgeGilbert February 7, 2013

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hijqcked

a very cool person who i love a lot and and and <33

person 1: tiktok and discord user hijqcked is so cool and interesting and funny
person 2: i agree

by jaythehomo January 30, 2022

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Holiday Hijacker

(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.

Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....

by New_Uzer January 2, 2019

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